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lastoneout:

annabethchasy:

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!

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chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

travelry:

That bit in the Girls/Girls/Boys video when the camera starts slowly panning down… and then it just goes back up again ._.

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

herhmione:

pussy-destroyer3000:

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh

r u sure pussy-destroyer3000

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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vein:

I put the pro in procrastination

strangersthatsmell:

auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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That Edward scissorhands dinosaur though

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.