1. theonqreyjoy:

    oceanflowerbird:

    The best kinds of laughter:

    • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
    • Feeling a six-pack coming up
    • Tears coming out of your eyes

    #you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

    (Source: poetgrl, via whittynovels)

     
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  3. theannieplanet:

    theannieplanet:

    theannieplanet:

    theannieplanet:

    im gonna liveblog the super bowl

    they are all running around

    one guy fell over

    theres a ball

    (via officialwhitegirls)

     
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  5. cakeman265:

    "Do you drive?"

    "Yeah."

    image

    "No, a real car."

    "Yeah."

    image

    (via woman-with-tea)

     
  6. pizzaboxzombie:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    The most adorable plumber in the world.

    you got a hell of a leak to need that plumbers services

    (Source: cchilidogg, via hella-sad-and-hella-rad)

     

  7. chillcal:

    when you’re done reading smut

    image

    (via neatpotatoes)

     
  8. (Source: nentindo, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  9. belllaavitaaa:

    I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

    (via hella-sad-and-hella-rad)

     

  10. lichgem:

    dreamylupin:

    reminder: don’t ever make fun of someone with a stutter, lisp, or any other speech problem.

    Also wait patiently for people with speech problems to finish their sentences. Don’t try to finish it for them, or tap your foot and sigh, or just exclude them from the conversation

    (Source: aroaphrodite, via motherhenna)